There are worse ways to go, but passing up dessert your whole life has to be one of them. The “Don’t Let Me Die on a Diet” canvas is a prayer for anyone who believes life is simply too short to order the dressing on the side.
Framed by sweet florals and tiny hearts, it’s delightfully wholesome at first glance—and considerably less so once you read it. Perfect for a kitchen, bar, pillow, or anywhere you’d like a little divine justification for having seconds.